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      <image:title>Half-and-Half Culture War Scarf</image:title>
      <image:caption>Half-and-Half football scarves depicting different sides of the culture war designed by Wankers of the World</image:caption>
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      <image:title>World Cup Sticker Pack</image:title>
      <image:caption>A satirical FIFA World Cup 2026 sticker pack with Donald Trump, Gianni Infantino, Jeffrey Epstein, ICE agents, Israel, Budweiser. Designed by Wankers of the World.</image:caption>
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